Colonel Montgomery

I've missed you my little sugar dumplings. But I have been away for a very good reason and that reason is School ... and cocaine. I really do love smack. But thats all in the past now. YAY. I am free for quite some time because I dropped out of university the other day. WOO! NO RESPONSIBILITIES!

So since I've been gone I've been doing a few things. Thing one. I went to meet John Green in Melbourne and he signed my books. It was AWESOME! When he was on stage he randomly spoke about me and he also told everyone to subscribe to me. Then when he signed my book he wrote "From a fan" AHHHHHHH FANGIRL! The in the middle of him signing books a girl asked him to introduce me to her cause she was too shy. He did and she was lovely. HI GEORGIE (I think thats your name. I met a lot of people that day).

I have a podcast coming out soon. But when I say soon I mean this year. Although I wouldn't trust even that statement. We aren't quite certain yet but it looks like the title of it will be called "Chris and Maxie Fight Global Depression Incorporated". It's basically me and my friend Glenn (or Maxie as I call him) talking shit and being racist for 20 minutes. I sure do hate whitey.

I have a tumblr. Go follow it at http://www.chrisleben.tumblr.com there will be a lot of exclusive things coming up there in the next few months. So keep a look out.

I love you.

I hate producing

At uni there is only one class I hate. This class is producing. I am currently in that class now. It's shame because I don't have a problem with the teacher just the course work. Which is entirely paperwork. For example for todays producing class (which I am currently in as I write this blog) was 18 pages worth of paperwork. It was easy enough just extremely boring. I now know that I don't want to be a producer (granted I never assumed I would want to). I guess the one good thing about this class is that it means I have free time to write a blog which I haven't done since last week. 

So here is the past week in point form.

• I uploaded 2 new videos to fourguysandmhazz
• I failed to upload my final one because I was very drunk for three days
• I still can't talk about Project Next but am certain I can soon
• I can currently see my friend Brayden drawing a cock
• I'll have a video out soon (hopefully if I'm not too tired tonight. However this is unlikely as I'll get home at about 11 and have to leave at 7 tomorrow morning)
• Darcy is giving the finger to my laptop
• I've been editing what may be my last project for school, ever
• I feel over and cut my hand, went to reception to get some band aids, met the 21 year old receptionist and fell in love. I think I will marry her

I think thats about it. I just wanted to say though the latest I will be making a video will be in two weeks when I finish school but I'm sure there will be one before then.

- Chris

Third times a charm

Tomorrow I will be going to the ABC studios to watch Spicks and Specks YAY! Hopefully I'll get to talk to Adam Hills. We will talk about how I may also be on ABC and how we have a mutual love for miniature marsh-mellows. Then I'll be a guest on the show YAY!

Last night I uploaded my second naked history video on four guys and mhazz. Here it is.

Four guys and Mhazz naked

This week I will be taking over the Four Guys and Mhazz channel. The weeks theme is Nudity in history.

Fighting for the right

This blog comes in four parts.

Part the first. I will soon be having a podcast available on itunes. It is entitled Chris and Maxie Fight Global Depression Incorporated or CAMFGDI for short. It's really unfortunate that it doesn't spell something cool. The podcast will be hosted by myself and my closest friend in the world Glenn (or Maxie as we call him). I was originally going to be doing a podcast with Leuke but we haven't really gotten around to it and I don't think we ever will (sorry Leuke). Also I personally like to be able to be in the same room as someone when recording a podcast. I just think it will give us a better vibe and it will run more smoothly. If things go as plan it should be out within the next two weeks.

Part the second. If all things work out I shall be moving up to Sydney. So far nothing has been confirmed but I am sure to find out any day now. I really hope that I'll be moving up there because if I do it means I'll be filming a TV show with Andrew Denton which would be amazing. I would also be able to see Nikki, Min and Becky whilst I'm up there which is definitely a bonus. Mainly because they are all attractive women and I'm a complete and utter pervert.

Part the third. I promise a new video is coming. I just need to find out the ending of it and the ending can't be decided till I know about the TV show spoken about in part two. Because of the lack of videos I believe I will make one on my secondary channel and one on UniversityDays either tomorrow or monday.

Part the fourth. Jokingly I tweeted this several days ago.

Surprisingly I got a reply with pictures to go with it. I really didn't expect it and obviously I'm not going to show you the pictures but they were pretty good. To the girl that sent them I just wanted to say I wrote that tweet as a joke and thought everyone would take it as such but thank you none the less.

- Chris

Citizen Kane

I shouldn't be left with a computer.

A meeting of the minds.

I will not let this die, I will not, I will not. Okay go.

Well now that that's out of the way onto business. Creativity?

Yes sir?

How are we going on making our next video?

It's done sir. Ready to be uploaded. We just need that guy to call us about the place and the thing before we can upload it.

What thing is that again?

The TV show thing.

Ah yes. Fair enough. We wouldn't want to jump the gun now would we.

No sir.

Personal life. Why haven't you written a blog since the 24th of April?

Personal reasons sir.

That is not an excuse.

Well to be honest sir we are waiting on confirmation about the guy in the place with the thing.

Shit. Here too?

Yes sir.

Can we upload anything?

Well we did have a humorous skype conversation with Levi.

Okay screencap it. Alright now Health. What's up with you?

Piggy flu.

Holy shit. Really?

No.

Oh.

I've just been telling people that. It's just a simple case of a head cold ... I hope.

Okay get better Health. Now I think thats it. See you all at the next meeting.