- I posted a blog.
- Had a nice skype call with very sexy people (catrific, cohenism, pilocrates, hexachordal and italktosnakes)
- Became a minister.
- Went to work.
- Realized I may have a crush on a girl
- Was informed that I would sign an agreement stopping my free speech.
- Came up with a video idea.
- Came home.
- Had a shower.
- Whilst in shower came up with a brilliant idea to get me on TV.
Now at the time I thought that this was a great laugh but decided to see what I had just gotten myself into. Whilst the laws in Australia about becoming a minister are rather hard and does not allow you to become ordained I can actually have the title of Reverend Christopher Leben legally. I just can't perform weddings or funerals. In America however the laws are somewhat more lax. I have all the rights of a normal minister I just can't circumcise anyone. I have already been asked to be the minister at Adams wedding and have happily accepted.
After such a delightful morning I went to work where I saw a girl. A girl that I have known since the very end of my final year of high school. She is extremely pretty, smart and nice. She also works with me. I barely speak to her because I'm a little girl. After thinking about her for a long while after she had departed I realized that I may just have a crush on this girl. I now have no idea what to do. As I normally have crushes on girls over the interwebs (there is only really one at the moment) who live a very long way away. Do I talk to her? Do I stay away? I am so awkward it is frustrating. Then there are other things that have to be taken into account but are far too personal to write in a blog (genital warts).
After realizing this crush I continued to work and then was informed by one of my many bosses that I would be forced to sign an agreement that would ban me from saying anything negatively about my place of work over the internet. If I do say something bad I will be fired. I haven't signed it yet so I will have my last little bit of hate let out here. I really dislike my work. The customers are terrible, the staff are worse (sometimes I believe that I am the smartest person there (apart from my crush)). So I will have to stop talking about work all together as I will never have anything positive to say about it and as I am much easier to find online than the majority of the people at my work I'm sure I would get found out pretty soon. Goodbye freedom of speech.
Finally I had two really good ideas. One for a video and a second for me to get on TV. Hopefully they both work out.
That's enough being incoherent for the day.