Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Embarrassing story Tuesday

Hello and welcome to the first installment of embarrassing story Tuesday. The time of the week where Chris puts off doing his 22 page homework (of which he has done 5 pages) and tells you an embarrassing story.

Once upon a time Chris went to a birthday party. A 21st birthday party to be exact. At this 21st birthday party he met a very beautiful girl. After several drinks he gained the courage to speak to her. They got a long very well and started to flirt with one another. Chris was incredibly surprised by this as he is one ugly mother fucker. After the two spent several hours together Chris became more and more certain that he was going to get "some". But then (of course there is a "But then". If there wasn't this wouldn't be an embarrassing story. It would just be a story about how Chris hooking up with a hottie. Which would be AWESOME!) Chris was pulled away by his friend and informed that the "hottie" was his cousin (Chris' friend not Chris') and that she was 15. At the same time she had been pulled away and been informed that Chris was 20. What a pickle the two where in. She thought he was 16 and he thought she was 18. Oh that rascal Chris. His life could be a sitcom.

Because Chris had recently set himself a rule of no more girls under the age of 18 he decided to steer clear (oh and it's also very illegal). To take his mind of the unfortunate situation Chris drank copious amounts of alcohol and then proceeded to throw up 4 times, tell his friends Mum that she was "Fucking beautiful" and eventually get carried to bed by the 15 year old girl he had tried to forget. Obviously nothing happened because as soon as Chris' head hit the pillow he was well and truly knocked out.

In the morning Chris woke up without a hang over ... but remembered everything.

The end.

9 comments:

Nick said...

Allow me to be the first to say this: "HA!"

Thank you.

Nick said...

Oh, and please keep "Embarrassing Story Tuesday"

lazyage said...

i think the general rule for your dating range is (your age)/2 + 7. so you can go as low as 17 and not be considered a pedo ^_^

Jeff Edelman said...

Very funny story, Chris!

Liv =] said...

you seem to have an unfortunate attraction towards young girls. tsk tsk whatever will we do with you? haha.

danivbdh said...

Oh Chris very worth you putting off your paper so we could read an entertaining story :)

Ikklemee8 said...

idiot =D

Jordon said...

It's alright to make an exception to the rule, but their needs to be something...exceptional. I'm a just barely older than you, but wouldn't have a problem dating, say, a 17-year-old if she were at a university and had a "mental age" that was more on par with my own...although I suppose the police would.

Shawna said...

hahahahahahaha!

SUCKER!